Last Tango in London

Jack Scott in Arts & Theatre, Bars & Restaurants, Food & Drink, Historic Sites, London, Music & Dance, Shopping 9 August, 201511 August, 2015 120 Words

At the arse end of another weekend in the Smoke, we found ourselves with time on our hands at Liverpool Street Station. Liam’s bright idea to kill time was a detour to Old Spitalfields Market for a browse and a bite. I say ‘old’ but Spitalfields has been relentlessly gentrified since its heyday as an East End fruit and faggots emporium. Apples and pears have given way to arts and crafts, jellied eels to corporate fare. The place was heaving and the tourists lapped up the fake authenticity. There was a surprise round every corner and this was the biggest surprise of all. It was mesmerising.

Jack Scott Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, married, middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicled our exploits with the mad, the bad, the sad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore. Then came the book which became a critically acclaimed best seller. Its success opened out a whole new career for me, firstly as an author, and now as a publisher. Who'd have thought it? Certainly not me. In June 2012, we ended our Anatolian affair and paddled back to Britain on the evening tide, washing up in Norwich, a surprising city in eastern England, then to the wilds of Norfolk as the only gays in the village. I’m sometimes nostalgic for our encounters with the hopeless, the hapless and, yes, the happy go lucky. They gave me an unexpected tale to tell and for this I thank them.

7 thoughts on “Last Tango in London”

backtobodrum says:

9 August, 2015 at 21:39

I’d be no good at tango – I can’t do that “serious face” that is as compulsory as that strange leg hitch up.

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1. Jack Scott says:
  
  9 August, 2015 at 23:04
  
  Me neither. Not sure I could keep a straight face.
  
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Alan says:

10 August, 2015 at 08:10

. . and there was me thinking you’d run out of fizzy orange!

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Jack Scott says:

10 August, 2015 at 11:00

And vodka too….

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Turkey's For Life says:

10 August, 2015 at 12:37

Really have got to visit London sometime. I’m the sad northerner who went on a day trip when I was 15 and then numerous visits to Wembley Stadium for the Rugby League cup finals. In on a coach, match, straight back out again. 😀
Julia

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1. Jack Scott says:
  
  10 August, 2015 at 14:41
  
  London is changing all the time and for the better for the most part. I think you’d love it but it is expensive, frenetic, noisy, pushy, crammed with tourists all year round and rather fantastic. But then, I’m a tad biased. 😀
  
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