Fabulous read!Thank you, Susan Pritchard. Have a fabulous Christmas.
From Crack to Smack
Liam’s busted ribs are mending slowly but surely and the pain has eased. At one point, I was considering putting him on the liquid morphine left over from my arterial bypass a few years back, but it’s well past its ‘use by date’ and I didn’t want Liam to go from crack to smack. A casualty of his temporary incapacity was a planned jolly to North Yorkshire. Since Liam could neither travel nor drink, our merry night in Leeds followed by a little festive fun in Knaresborough was off. My disappointment was partially redeemed by a recent five star Amazon review for that book I wrote seven years ago. Amazingly, it still sells, though less so these days. The reviewer simply wrote:
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Seven years ago?!
Yep, Perking came out at the end of 2011. Amazing when you think about it. 😀
The moral of the story is: always fall >after< inebriation – as you say, you tend to bounce rather than break. One group of tipplers I hung out with initiated a "Fall of the Month Award", which I believe I won once, among some pretty strong competition…
Does the winner get a free drink? 😉