I recently had a lumpy growth on my ankle. It looked exactly like the ‘wisdom’ wart I’d had on my head a few years ago. Clearly I’m getting wiser as I get wider. I had the wisdom to have that ugly bugger sliced off.
So off I went again to the doc. She said,
Looks like a wart to me but best get it checked out.
I got a call from the local hospital the next day and a few days on, I was flashing my warty ankle at the dermatology top dog. He said,
Looks like a wart to me but best get it sliced off.
A week later I was flashing my warty ankle at the dermatology underling for the slicing. She said,
‘Looks like a wart to me but best get it to the lab.’
I felt rather guilty as I hobbled aboard the bus taking me home. Not to put too finer point on it, the National Health Service is facing a number of difficult challenges right now. The care I received was fast and faultless but just a bit over the top for a simple wart. But what did I know?
Two weeks later, I received a letter.
The shave excision from your right foot showed a slow growing type of skin cancer known as basal cell carcinoma*.
So. I’m not so wise after all. And it turns out I need a bit more dug out. At this rate I’ll be hobbling all the way back to Bodrum.
*Basal cell carcinoma is a non-melanoma type of skin cancer that rarely spreads and is easily treatable. It’s probably the result of me prancing about barefoot and barely clothed in the Far East during the sixties. Serves me right, I suppose. Had a fabulous tan though.
So glad it is easily treatable and won’t likely spread. Get that whole thing dug out. You’ll be dancing again soon.
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All dug out now and a little sore. Dancing shoes on standby!😉
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Geçmiş olsen! Just count yourself lucky it wasn’t your right elbow! (or are you left handed?)
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Ambidextrous…
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Glad they caught it. There’s so much we can get these days that they didn’t even know about 20 years ago!
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So true I’m glad to say ☺
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Well damn, that’s kind of a bugger, isn’t it? Good that you acting on it. I’m off to the derm myself in November, to ensure that the sunspot on my leg is indeed just a sunspot. I guess we’re paying for our wayward youth!
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Good luck at the quack’s. Here’s hoping for a sunny outcome! 😁
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Glad your op didn’t stop you on the dance floor,
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I cha cha’d through the pain 😀
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