The benign spring weather allowed us to take tea and tittle tattle on our balcony with a few Bodrum Belles. It’s a sunny spot, though we often have to yell above the din of the harried street. This is more than compensated by the chance to observe busy Bodrum life passing by below. I was being mother and, as I poured the coffee, I gazed momentary across at the flat roof of our single storey kitchen at the other end of the courtyard. It glistened in the bright sunlight. Tiny waves rippled in the gentle breeze. Had we installed a roof-top plunge pool? No such luck. A few weeks earlier, a beefy covered lady with Popeye biceps and sprouting underarms had collected the olive crop from the over-hanging tree. She had beat the bush with Amazonian gusto and left a shag-pile of twiggy debris in her wake. Come the next deluge, the leaf litter plugged the drainage hole and created the shallow lake.
After the Belles departed, I climbed onto the roof, waded through the water and unblocked the hole with the handle of a wooden spatula. The undammed waters spewed like a mini Niagara onto the turned dirt of our neighbour’s bald vegetable patch. Their chained up dog, so used to barking at the slightest flutter of the tiniest sparrow, was taken totally by surprise. Rover didn’t know how to react so decided not to react at all. Now there’s a first.
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Discussing who is going to go upstairs to unblock the roof drain on cold, dark and stormy nights is one of the joys of living here.
No discussion here. It’s always me!
Should that read ‘Niagara’? Freudian slip there Jack.
Mr Brocklehurst, you get the prize for spotting the deliberate mistake. I like to keep readers on their toes!
Ooh, what do I win? Does it involve gin?!
Just the one glass. We are poor you know!
Drainage here leaves an awful lot to be desired. I’d give anything for proper drainpipes, damp proof courses, etc…
Viagra – Niagara! Freudian slip or an admission that you’re beginning to droop in your dotage? 😀
Certainly not. an outrageous suggestion 😉 You come second (no pun intended).