Word has reached our storm lashed shores that principled vegetarian Clive has won the lead in the latest Hollywood blockbuster Mcdonald’s, The Advert. ‘It’s a meaty role’ he gushed. ‘And after years treading the boards in am-dram productions of dubious quality, my sad, drab drag days are over.’ Clive deservedly won the role after impressing the director with his haunting performances as the bi-polar Pepper Grinder in A Man for All Seasonings and as shot-putting Brunhilda, the pre-op East German transsexual in a post modern production of Wagner’s infamous Ring. We sent a congratulatory Moonpig card and an online voucher for a free Whopper.
We will be hearing more of his breakthrough starring role when he visits next week as our maiden caller from Blighty.
4 thoughts on “My Drag Days Are Over!”
You really brighten up my day. Keep up the great work! Lovin’ it.
Water, water everyhere! and you bring a smile to my face with an even more outrageous version of Ronald McDonald than the original…and HE was scarey!