Conchita Wurst’s hair-raising victory at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest was historic for two reasons:
- A country not associated with the Balkans, Baltic and/or the former Soviet Union actually won for a change; and
- She was a he in a frock and whiskers (just in case you hadn’t noticed).
Naturally, the Russian Orthodox Church (among other right wing reactionaries) is outraged by the swirling cesspit of sodomites that the contest has become. After all, real bearded men don’t wear dresses do they?