Our re-acquaintance, after a absence of 5 years, with the lewd, the rude and the crude of the Isle of Dogs* reminded me of a bit of a gag that Bob Senkow sent me some time ago:

1. It’s important to have a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a man who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very, very important that these four men don’t know each other.

Just a happy gay life? Discuss.

*Contrary to its name, the islands have little to nothing to do with the canary bird. Rather, it is the bird that is named after the islands, not the converse. The name Islas Canarias is likely derived from the Latin name Canariae Insulae, meaning “Island of the Dogs”, a name applied originally only to Gran Canaria. According to the historian Pliny the Elder, the Mauritanian king Juba II named the island Canaria because it contained “vast multitudes of dogs of very large size”.  Source: Wikipedia. 

This still applies today. Woof, woof.