Liam and I were chatting over a glass or two of red and the conversation turned to readers of Perking the Pansies. It occurred to me that I have little clue about who you are. To help me out would you be so kind as to complete my little poll. It’s just a bit of fun and you can’t be identified so there’s no danger of being cold-called by a double glazing salesman or a viagra vendor.
Perking the Pansies 
Interesting so far eh Jack?
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Surprised – Noooooooo! K xxxx
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Hmmmm! So far you appear to be an idol of middle aged women
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Well Jack & Liam. I teeter on the outer limits of one age bracket, clinging to my sweet delusion that I don’t quite yet fall into middle-aged territory. Only one year to go before that bubble bursts, good ‘n’ proper.
I’m one of your male audience – and love to keep abreast with ‘Porking the Pansies’… O dear, sorry! No offence boys, I realise my slip-of-the-tongue risks upset, seeing how you now live among non pig-eating Turks. No more Porkies – promise 😉 xx
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Hi Jack
Love reading your blog ,is a must when i a sitting down and logging on every day,but for the next week i will miss it as off for a spa break with my darling sister !! .My husband and I in the tone of our queen have a fantastic apartment in Altinkum !!!!!!!!! each to their own !!!we love spending time drinking eating and just being us !!!
Love to tyou and Liam
from a turkish wife in the making
Anne almost mum
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.. does this mean you’ll be pandering to your majority demographic – or abandoning us to focus on minority growth?!
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As in life, I aim to satisfy everyone!
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Oh dear i am also in the middle age woman category, although I am reliably informed that 40 is the new 20, just as well because we poor Uk based wage slaves will be working until we are 90 to pay off the deficit. Love the blog
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Well I’m 50 and feel like 30 so it must be true! We’ll be back stacking shelves in Sainsbury’s when the cash runs out.
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