I’m a little tied up at the moment (said the the vicar to the dominatrix) with Turkey Street stuff so here’s something silly about shoes prompted by the giant heel currently kicked off in the concourse of our local shopping centre. Cinderella must be massive.
I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.
Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.
Because life’s a catwalk.
Clarks Shoes Ad Campaign
Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.