Liam has become increasingly alarmed at the pendulosity of my neatly pruned testiculaire. It’s a long hot summer and without the provision of a support hose, gravity has taken its toll. I could run a grandfather clock with ’em.
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Liam has become increasingly alarmed at the pendulosity of my neatly pruned testiculaire. It’s a long hot summer and without the provision of a support hose, gravity has taken its toll. I could run a grandfather clock with ’em.
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Perking the Pansies 
If I didn’t know you this would be okay, but I do know you, and you sleep in my house and I’ve been a little bit sick now.
I couldn’t sleep tonight, now I daren’t sleep!
K xxxx
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On the grounds of decency and propriety (and because I am a good Catholic boy), I would like to disassociate myself from this post. Anyway, they’re not THAT big.
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OMG! I just choked on my breakfast!! TMI……….hahahahahaha
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BBC editor John Simpson once did a tv interview with Idi Amin. From where he (and the camera) was sat opposite the old tyrant he could clearly view what he described as ‘two enormous, purple aubergines’ displayed down the leg if Idi’s shorts. Simpson said he was too terrified to point out the cluster and the interview went ahead.
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Very wise!
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My thoughts are unshareable …nice plums though.
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I’m sure the winter chill around the corner will bring the boys back into their tight, shiny status before long again (pun intended).
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I’m actually lost for words here. My husband has the same concerns, but says in his case it’s old age.
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Oh. no. he. didn’t….(He did!)
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Oh yes he did 😉
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