Liam suffers from acid reflux – indigestion from Hell – which he controls with early dinners and prescription drugs. In rare cases, the condition can lead to oesophageal cancer, something most sufferers don’t know they’ve got until it’s way too late. Early diagnosis improves the odds massively. If only there was an effective screening programme for those most at risk.
Enter stage left, the boffins from the University of Cambridge. They’re trialling a low-cost diagnostic tool which, if successful, could be the answer. Enter stage right, Liam the lab rat. He swallowed a large pill attached to a length of twine. Going down was the easy bit (isn’t it always?). The pill dissolved to reveal what Liam described as a Brillo pad which was tugged up through his gullet, scraping the sides as it travelled. It was quite a performance by all accounts.
To get over the shock of the drama, Liam took himself off to Cinema City to watch Stephen Sondheim’s Follies broadcast live from the National Theatre to 2,500 venues globally. Liam is a huge Sondheim fan. I’m not, so I didn’t crash the party. The last time we watched a live performance beamed to cinemas was Billy Elliot. Now that’s my kind of musical. It’s a great way for the fiscally-challenged to watch a top-notch West End show at a knock-down price.
I joined Liam later for a bottle. He was delirious after Sondheim – almost losing his mind with the pleasure – and needed a large red to bring him down to planet Earth. Throat well lubricated, we raised a glass to the miracle of medical science. It’s keeping us alive, after all. And now we’ve both done our civic duty for the greater good, we’re feeling rather smug.
Cheers!
Cheers, indeed!
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I usually don’t like musicals but I do like Sondheim so I would be out with Liam.
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And you’d have been most welcome 😀
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Well done. Hope it makes a difference.
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Fingers crossed!
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Those Live Stream events are great aren’t they? I’m an opera novice and have been able to explore/enjoy it
– I would never have paid those ticket prices – and have also seen some unbelievable West End shows for a fraction of the price. Cheers indeed!
ps…hope Liam is feeling better 🙂
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Liam will always have the condition but the drugs keep it under control. He’s also a bit of an opera buff. Has been ever since uni. His degree’s in music.
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Poor Liam! I’ve heard that acid reflux is really unpleasant–and that procedure sounds ghastly. The Finca Valero looks like just the ticket to forget the unpleasantness. (I’d think I’d pass on Sondheim too. 😉 )
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He had to drink something to lubricate his throat! 😉
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