I received Roving Jay’s review of Perking the Pansies this morning. I needed a stiff drink to calm me down (I made do with strong coffee – even I don’t sup for breakfast). Jay has a written a magical and delicious review. I’m truly flattered and rather humbled. I thought I’d share some of it with you.
For those of you who follow my Bodrum Travel Blog, you know I have a penchant for Top 5 lists, so in honour of the launch of Jack’s first book, I’ve put together a Top 5 list of metaphors to describe my comparison of “Perking the Pansies” the Blog and “Perking the Pansies” the Book:
- Whereas Jack’s blog is tipsy small-talk, over cheap warm plonk and soggy canapés; Jack’s book is a candle-light dinner, and a heart-to-heart with a trusted confidante.
- Whereas Jack’s blog is an endless bucket of salty popcorn you absent-mindedly snack on between meals; Jack’s book is a dark chocolate truffle you roll your tongue, to prolong the experience
- Whereas Jack’s blog is face-puckering tequila, a suck on a lemon and lick of salt; Jack’s book is a full-bodied Bordeaux, maturing and breathing in a crystal cut goblet
- Whereas Jack’s blog is a frantic knee-trembler with Tabitha the Tart, Jack’s book is a post-coital embrace that lingers ’til dawn
- Whereas Jack’s blog is an erratic spin on a dodgem carousel, Jack’s book is a memorable limo ride with leather-clad seats
Big thanks Jack for my chauffeured journey through his Pansy field.
Climb aboard, your own journey awaits…
Thank you, Jay.
You can read the full review here.
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Perking the Pansies 
How beautifully phrased! What a wonderful review!! Congratulations Jack!
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Jay’s certainly got a way with words.
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Thanks for grabbing my soundbites! This post probably won’t get as much attention as “Pussy Lovers” … even though I did add Tabitha, and her sullied reputation to the mix!
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Wow! That’s pretty damned good isn’t it?
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It’s pretty special.
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I am eagerly awaiting this to be available on amazon.com in the US (Dec. 22nd!) so that I can gift it to my grandma in NY. She has taken up all books on my adopted homeland and I think your will be refreshing amongst all those dry political and history books she’s found in the public library.
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I hope it’s not too racy for your Grandma!
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Nothing is too racy for this 85yr old Irish Catholic spitfire and proud PFLAG member!
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I´m blown away on two counts. One, the obviously incredible book you´ve written, Jack and two, the fabulous review which is a piece of high art in itself! It´s all a joy to see and HUGE congratulations, Jack.
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Jay’s fabulous words are hugely encouraging and very flattering.
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Fabulous, fun review for a fantastic book. You really outdid yourself. Saw Jo earlier this week and we shared favorites scenes. Enjoy your terrific launch!
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Oh, which was yours?
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I don’t want to say much and spill the beans but 80th, cemetery and end surprise. Jo’s was the very last word.
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😉
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Good luck Jack what a great joy it must be to have such a review sure this is going to be a success and the review makes you want to read it.
Congratulations
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All the reviews have been great, I’m mightily flattered.
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This is such a great review – how clever the writing is! What a treat.
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Getting worried now, Amazon says it won’t be delivered before Christmas! There are going to be some empty stockings this Christmas if they don’t get on top of the situation – yikes!
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